"EVERY BOSS, NO MATTER A HE OR A SHE IS THE BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ARSE, STUCK UP, MOTHERF***ING BASTARD OR BITCH IN THE OFFICE!!!"
WELL, I'M SO UP-SET...SO FUCKING UPSET THAT I CAN EXPLODE...OR MAYBE EVEN FUCKING KILL...
WHY?
WHY U ASK?...WELL BECOZ MY BOSS IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE...
I HATE HER AND SHE HATES ME...AND THIS IS EVIDENTLY CLEAR TO HER AND ME...AND SHE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE TO MAKE ME SUFFER, SCREAM IN PAIN AND AGONY...BLOODY PSYCHOTIC MOTHERFUCKING BITCH...
AND BELIEVE U ME...SHE IS NOT THE FIRST...EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE OR BITCH WHO IS THE BOSS IS SOOOOO STUCK UP...AS IF A VERY LONG, COARSE, HARSH AND BULGING LOG HAS BEEN SHOVED UP THEIR POSTERIOR!!!
WHY, WHY IS THIS SPECIES CALLED THE BOSS SO FUCKING UNGRATEFULL FOR ALL THE PAINSTAKING WORK I DO...AND STILL SO FREAKING NICE TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE OFFICE...EVEN THE BASTARDLY PEON!!!
SO, TO ALL THE BOSSES I HAVE HAD, TO MY PRESENT BOSS AND TO ALL THE GOD FORSAKEN BOSSES I AM GOING TO HAVE...I JUST HAVE A FEW WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THEM...
FUCK YOU!!!
STICK IT UP...SHOVE IT!!!
I HATE U...FUCK OFF!!!
FUCKKKKKK uuuuuuuuuUUUUUU!!!!!
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Thanks for writing this.
phew...!! the most "painful" humor i have come across, such high amount of tang to it wow!!!
Mr saint... ths is to a large extent very true (..uumm the degree might vary) but whoa its like they are sent to special training camps to learn all this "be-a-pain-arse" act!
very very well (bang on) written!
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