USELESS FACT ABOUT LIFE 3 : NATURE!!!

"MAN THINKS HE IS THE ONE...THE SUPREME BEING...BUT HE THINKS WRONG...MAN IS NOTHING BUT A CREATION OF HIS/HER OWN IMAGINATION, SURVIVING AT THE MERCY OF NATURE"

ITS TRUE, MAN THINKS HE IS BIG AND HE IS ALL THAT...WELL...Mr MAN...UP YOURS!!!

I MEAN WAT R WE HOMO SAPIENS...OUT TO SAVE THE WORLD AND ALL THAT JAZZ...WE SHOULD INFACT BE GRATEFULL..THAT WE ARE STILL SURVIVING ON THIS PLANET...AND IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF OUR EXTREMELY HIGH LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE OR OUR KNACK OF ADAPTATION...WE ARE STILL SURVIVING ON THIS PLANET BACAUSE OF THE MERCY BESTOWED UPON US BY NATURE...'MOTHER NATURE'!!!

THERE IS A REASON THAT NATURE IS POPULARLY CALLED MOTHER NATURE...COZ IT IS ACTUALLY LIKE A MOTHER...A MOTHER TO ALL LIVING BEINGS...INCLUDING THE HOMO SAPIENS...

A MOTHERS CHILD MAY BE AS NAUGHTY AS NAUGHTY CAN BE...SHE WILL KEEP FORGIVING HIM/HER...TILL THE DAY SHE FEELS THAT THE CHILD IS GROWN UP AND NEEDS TO LEARN A LESSON...

THAT IS THE DAY...WE CALL 'APOCALYPSE'...he heeee...COZ THAT IS THE DAY WHEN MOTHER NATURE GIVES ITS ERRING CHILD [HOMO SAPIENS] WHAT IT DESERVES...

"ONE TIGHT SLAP!!!"

SO MY FELLOW HUMOUR...Ooops...I MEAN HUMAN BEINGS...LETS BLOODY WELL GET OUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP MESSING AROUND WITH THE FREAKING WORLD...OR WE SHAL JUST END UP GETTING OUR ASS KICKED SO FREAKIN BAD..THAT WE WOULD NOT REALISE WHAT HIT US!!!

NOTE : AND BY THE WAY U COME ACROSS SOME F***ER F'ING AROUND WITH NATURE, U BETTER FREAKING HAND HIM A CAN OF 'WHOOP-ASS' BEFORE MOMMY NATURE GETS PISSED AND 'FUCKS US ALL'.

THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...THIS IS A FUCKING WARNING!!!

USELESS FACT ABOUT LIFE2 : BOSSES SUCK!!!

"EVERY BOSS, NO MATTER A HE OR A SHE IS THE BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ARSE, STUCK UP, MOTHERF***ING BASTARD OR BITCH IN THE OFFICE!!!"

WELL, I'M SO UP-SET...SO FUCKING UPSET THAT I CAN EXPLODE...OR MAYBE EVEN FUCKING KILL...

WHY?

WHY U ASK?...WELL BECOZ MY BOSS IS A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE...


I HATE HER AND SHE HATES ME...AND THIS IS EVIDENTLY CLEAR TO HER AND ME...AND SHE WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE TO MAKE ME SUFFER, SCREAM IN PAIN AND AGONY...BLOODY PSYCHOTIC MOTHERFUCKING BITCH...


AND BELIEVE U ME...SHE IS NOT THE FIRST...EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE OR BITCH WHO IS THE BOSS IS SOOOOO STUCK UP...AS IF A VERY LONG, COARSE, HARSH AND BULGING LOG HAS BEEN SHOVED UP THEIR POSTERIOR!!!


WHY, WHY IS THIS SPECIES CALLED THE BOSS SO FUCKING UNGRATEFULL FOR ALL THE PAINSTAKING WORK I DO...AND STILL SO FREAKING NICE TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE OFFICE...EVEN THE BASTARDLY PEON!!!



SO, TO ALL THE BOSSES I HAVE HAD, TO MY PRESENT BOSS AND TO ALL THE GOD FORSAKEN BOSSES I AM GOING TO HAVE...I JUST HAVE A FEW WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THEM...

FUCK YOU!!!

STICK IT UP...SHOVE IT!!!

I HATE U...FUCK OFF!!!

FUCKKKKKK uuuuuuuuuUUUUUU!!!!!

USELESS FACT ABOUT LIFE 1 :THEORY OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY!!!

"ENERGY CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED...IT JUST CHANGES FROM ONE FORM TO ANOTHER"

WELL THATS ONE THEORY WE HAVE ALL GONE THROUGH IN OUR SCHOOL TIME...AND PROBABLY NEVER GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT...AFTER MUGGING IT UP FOR THE STUPID EXAMS...

BUT ONCE YOU BECOME WHAT OTHERS CALL GROWN UPS...IN MY CASE...WHEN I BECOME DRUNK...I START TO THINK, AND REALISE, THAT THIS THEORY IS NOT SOMETHING WHICH APPLIES ONLY TO TEXTBOOK PHYSICS...IT CAN ALSO BE APPLIED TO ONE'S LIFE AS WELL!!!

AND...VOILA!!!

I CAME UP WITH THIS BLOG...LOL...NOT REALLY...I WAS ACTUALLY LISTENING TO ONE OF MY DEAR FRIEND GO ON ABOUT HOW SHE ALWAYS ENDS UP MAKING A FOOL OF HERSELF BY LETTING HER EMOTIONS PUBLIC...AND THATS WHEN OUT OF THE BLUE I REALISED THAT IF WE THINK ABOUT OUR EMOTIONS AS ENERGY...IT ACTUALLY JUST CHANGES FROM ONE FORM TO ANOTHER...LOL...SOUNDS FUNNY...BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!!

WE ARE THE ENERGY CONVERTERS...WE CONVERT THE ENERGY FROM ONE FORM TO ANOTHER...BUT MOST OF THE TIME...THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT WE END UP MAKING IS CONVERTING ONE FORM OF ENERGY INTO THE COMPLETELY WRONG EMOTION...

ITS ALL ABOUT CHANNELISING THE RIGHT FORM OF ENERGY INTO THE RIGHT EMOTIONS...AND ONCE ANYONE OF US LEARNS TO DO IT...BINGO!!!

THAT IS PROBABLY THE REASON WHY MY FRIEND WAS SULKING ABOUT CONVERTING HER LONELINESS INTO AN OUTBURST OF SEXUAL ENERGY IN PUBLIC WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG GUY...HA HAAA HAAAAA....AND THAT ENERGY IN TURN GOT CONVERTED BY ME INTO THE ENERGY TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!!

SO YES...THAT WAS THE FIRST COMPLETELY USELESS FACT ABOUT LIFE...BUT DONT YOU ALL WORRY...I'M BOUND TO GET DRUNK AGAIN AND COME UP WITH MORE SUCH THEORIES....HE HEEEE!!!

CHEERS!!!